I took the road less traveled by, and got lost.



Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Heart Attack

Nalaman namin ng friend ko na 'yung crush niya pala, underwent an operation almost as critical as a heart bypass when he was in high school. Pumutok daw 'yung vein or artery or whatever it was (we didn't really find out all the details 'cause it freaked us out), kaya since then, hindi na siya pwedeng mag-exert ng too much effort--he even got suspended from their school's basketball team because of it. In other words, hindi siya pwedeng mapagod, mahina kasi 'yung puso niya.

Mahina ang puso niya.

That's what our other friend (who talked to him) said. May problema daw. And so 'yung friend ko na crush 'yun, lalong na-endear. Nag-sympathize. Just like what any normal girl crushing on him would've done. But since I wasn't the one who liked him in that way, iba 'yung effect nung information sa'kin. Especially that particular line.

One particularly boring afternoon in class, when I realized I couldn't understand anymore what our Japanese professor was trying to explain about Japan's economic miracle, I started to write random thoughts about our recent conversation. And then, I organized them, and realized, I've actually invented a set of health-related pick-up lines.

To ensure that I don't reveal any identities, itatago ko na lang ang friend ko sa codename na "Girl" at 'yung crush niya sa "Magic Boy (MB)".



Magic Boy: May sakit ang puso ko 'eh. Pwede mo ba'ng ibigay sa'kin 'yung sa'yo?
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MB: I have a heart condition.
Girl: What's the condition?
MB: If you don't give me your heart, mine will stop working.
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MB: May problema ang puso ko.
Girl: Ano?
MB: Ayaw mong tanggapin.
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MB: They told me I had a weak heart.
Girl: Did they say why?
MB: Because your love's not there to strengthen it.
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MB: I'm having heart problems.
Girl: Such as?
MB: I don't have yours.
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MB: I just came from the hospital. They told me my heart's failing.
Girl: Why?
MB: Because I can't get you to love me.
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Girl: Hey, aren't you having heart problems?
MB: Yeah, why?
Girl: Because I have a heart solution!
----
MB: I'm having a heart attack! I can't breathe!
Girl: Why not?
MB: Because you took my breath away...
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MB: May sakit ang puso ko.
Girl: Bakit?
MB: Kasi hindi mo inalagaan.

And, shortly afterwards, nalaman namin na 'yung crush naman ng isa pa naming friend, 'eh nagka-ulcer naman daw. Since nasa creative mode pa'ko noon, hirit ko naman agad (although this is pretty corny, we all laughed anyway probably because of the timing):

Boy (hindi na siya magic): My stomach is hurting!
Girl 2: Why?
Boy: Because I'm hungry for your love...



Okaaaayyy... Tama na... Baduy na... Oh, well... Pasensya na, ganyan talaga ako 'pag nabo-bore sa class, kung anu-ano naiisip. Madalas walang katuturan kagaya nito. I do hope you still found some of it at least a little bit funny. I'd appreciate it very much if you'd tell me which ones you like best/worst. The "Comments" link is waiting.

Posted at 08:17 by miriyammqx

zee rocks
July 29, 2004   03:20 PM PDT
 
eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyuuuuuuck!!!!
danes
July 29, 2004   12:25 AM PDT
 
haha! ida talaga o.. :D man. that last thing about the hungry for your love .. ehehehehe.
 

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Quote for the Time Being

"Practice makes perfect."
"Nobody's perfect."
"Then, why practice?!" :P


Links

Sources on the Yasutoko Brothers

Goodskates, Inc. - the Official Website of the Yasutokos - contains news about the brothers schedules, message, accomplishments, and also information about their family skatepark in Kobe, Japan.
Yasutoko--Aggrist! - Korean fan site about the brothers. The text is in Korean, but pics, videos and music are great! And if you look back far enough in the guestbook, you'll find an entry from Eito Yasutoko himself!
Bikes, Boards, Blades Website - one of the most interesting (and I think most accurate) articles written about the Yasutoko brothers. A little old, but still a good read.
Sk8Mag.de - interview of Takeshi Yasutoko after winning the gold medal in the Redbull Highrollers Competition 2003. (Site is originally in German, hope this link from Google translates to English directly.)
Watch Them Fly - Exclusive Interview with The Yasutoko Brothers - interview with the Yasutoko brothers when they went to Malaysia in 2002. (Courtesy of X-Fresh Malaysia, an on-line magazine)
Takeshi Yasutoko conquers the Asian X-Games! - about Takeshi's 98.25 and plenty more info on the Asian X-Games 2004. (Again, courtesy of X-Fresh Malaysia--it's such a nice website)
The Sun, Rising, Jumping and Spinning at High Velocity / Who Says Men Can't Fly? / Awaiting X-Games X / Double WHAT?! / Re-vert / How I Wish... / All in the Family / Growing Up... - my entries with links regarding the Yasutokos

Bloggers

... zee rocks ...
...stranded.incinerated...
...the daily inquibbler...
...leli mcbealisms...
...names don't matter...
...anticipating serendipity...
...la bellissima...
...flicker of dreams...
...in the hidden pages of my notebook...
...a fool's prerogative...
...times like these...infinite sadness...
...polka dots...
...story of a girl...
...waking dream...
...thinking out loud...
...**kisses...
...kitkat56...
...a pitcher plant story...
...stardust...
...diary of honey...
...mind drifter...
...beauty...
...ves...
...endless episode...
...all about mardk...
...bittersweet avenue...
...push...
...journeys...
...by myself, but never alone...
...sole insanity...
...barenaked...
...un monde parfait...

My Other Sites

Wala Lang!
fanfiction.net
Fiction Press
.products of imagination.
...between trailers...
+Ed is On+
**nocturnal screen
Dokomademou Ikou

More Other Sites

...ang mahiwagang turron...
...EXPN Website...
...Asian X-Games...
...ESPN TV Schedule...
...Japanese Language Tutorial...


My Favorites

The Result of Boredom and Obsession - my first entry. why I decided to create a blog.
Who Invented Blogs? - discussion on my fascination with blogs
Coming Clean, Theory and Back to the Obsession- an attempt at an explanation on why I'm still single.
I don't have a title for this one and that's okay - the freedom of the internet
Sense of Relationship - why some people remain single all their lives
Start - how I got obsessed with the Yasutoko Brothers in the first place
Is Fate With Me Or Against Me? - read how I met Takeshi Yasutoko in person, and how it saved my life (or, maybe it's more the opposite--you decide)
Science of Love - how "talking about love is like dancing about architecture."
I'm Wishing on the Sun - Can stars really make wishes come true?
Out of Character - how sometimes even your closest friends can surprise you
Where Can You Find Romance? - an attempt at grasping reality in Metro Manila
Back-to-School Blues - I don't have to go to school anymore!
I Should've Seen Filipinas Instead - discovering Mikel Campos
Recommended Fanfiction - I love fanfiction. Here are some of my favorites. Please check them out!
Change - It's hard enough to be yourself, why try to be somebody else?
And I'm Back - an account of my experience in Singapore and Bangkok
More Reasons to Watch Local Television - on Hero Angeles and Sandara Park
Minor de Edad at Walang Trabaho - musings at the hospital
Sleepwalking - some people can be dangerous, even when they're asleep
Follow Up - an update on Mikel Campos, and the link to his Candymag interview.
Mail Call - I got my diploma on Friday the 13th!
Yet Another Obsession - lyrics to Drake Bell's song "Girl Next Door"
I don't have a title again - Drake, Orly, and irritating cellphone servers
Creepy Coincidence - Is it really possible to be 'one of a kind'?
24 - countdown to my 20th birthday
Surprise! - a birthday surprise
Birthday Season - the advantage/disadvantage of September
Now Do I Have a Life? - one busy week
Which One's the Cutest? - Drake Bell and his cute puppies
The Last Man Standing - "I think therefore I'm single."
Risking Friendship - How many friends do you lose when you get into a relationship?
Missing - the winter camp brought about just one feeling
Environmental Complaints - why can't people just throw trash properly?
Irrelevant Information - what I'm interested in
Mind Over Matter - stubbornness works!
Three Day Weekend - review for the Korean Drama Full House
Ito Na Ang Update - after a brief hiatus...
Insatiable? - Man is insatiable. I am not.
Cue Girls Swooning - the start of an affection for Daniel Wu
4-Day Forecast - paano ba dapat malungkot?
FF7:Advent Children - a film worthy of the name Final Fantasy
Something There - Edison obsession
Hunter x Hunter - astig si Hisoka!
Comics Among Other Things - Blitzworx is finally out!
Ito Na Ang Orange Range - jpop/jrock/jrap? basta astig sila!
The Ida Precision Test - in case I ever get kidnapped by aliens...
2005 Review - just what the title says
Just Because I Was Tagged - something I refuse to list down
This is the Last Time... - moving on? Or just moving?
Busy Busy Busy - cosplay, UP fair and J-Pop at the Shang
It is this feeling... - Do you really need someone to fall in love with, to fall in love?
Happy Meals - Missing, Take 2
It's Gotta Be the Hair - and so starts the Abarai Renji obsession :P
Moving Forward - Change. It's constant.
The IDA Curse - See my true power! Hehehe. :P
On Meeting People - I hate meeting new people.
TV Series on DVD Killed the Hollywood Star - because Hollywood movies are getting suckier by the minute
What I Miss the Most - the only thing I miss about college
A Rather Late Account of the Komikon 2007 - Mangaholix 3!
Into the Woods and Another World - aftermath of a broadway musical and an anime convention
5 Days in Palawan - available in bookstores now!

Lits

Pamaypay - a Filipino short story, set in high school
Nicholas Was... - a short story about Christmas by Neil Gaiman
For Ragnarok Addicts - Neil Gaiman's technology-addiction-related poem, "Virus"
Heart Attack - just a bunch of pick-up lines related to heart problems
A Tail of Two Kitties - writings that suck, but are funny nonetheless
Juvenile Poetry - poem by my friend from HS
While Waiting Alone in the Stock Room - my 100th entry! just some musings about life.
Unfair - why can't people just feel the same way?
Bumalik na Alaala - time heals all... "wounds"
Sasayaw Kayo? - when someone's wearing the same color...
Jeepney - libreng pamasahe?
Pagmumuni-muni sa Daan - araw-araw akong naglalakad mag-isa.
Gusto Kong Sumikat - tulad ng araw...
Boracay Night - the beach isn't as romantic as everyone thinks
Ang Ganda ng Kalikasan - nature rocks!
Musings on the Road - English version? :P
Rain - isn't the rain just so poetic?
How Much? - how much can a person feel for another?
On the Way, In the Way - an attempt at at Renji/Rukia fanfic
Laughing and Smiling - irony of feelings?
Bookworm in Distress - or maybe, damsel in distress in a bookstore.
Time Flies - trying my hand at poetry (yet again)
A Beginner's Tale - fooling around with Talecraft

Reviews

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Burglar in the Rye
Alamat ng Gubat
Wander Girl
Boy Meets Girl
Parman
Kikomachine Komix Blg.1
Watchers
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah Ze Musikal


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How to make a miriyammqx
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts humour
5 parts joy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!





 
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