As tagged by Mardk
Or, okay, not really tagged, but well, para lang hindi halatang gaya-gaya. 
Hehehe. So...
In case I get abducted by aliens and they send an alien clone of me to mingle with you, here's 10 easy signs to know exactly if the Ida that you're with is a cheap alien clone. (Notice how this sentence mentions the word "alien" 3 times, wala lang, namamansin lang.)
1. Mention Takeshi. If her eyes don't light up and she doesn't get giddy, she's a clone.
2. Offer her cake. If she doesn't take it, and finish all of it, she's a clone.
3. Treat her to a movie. If she doesn't agree, she's a clone.
4. Ride the jeepney with her. If it doesn't stop at a gas station, there's a big chance that she's a clone.
5. Tell her you're from QC (or any place farther north). If she smiles and says, "Really?" she's a clone. The real Ida would wrinkle her nose and give a funny look to anyone from the north.
6. Tell her you're from Neptune. If she doesn't hang around you watching your every move trying to see if you've got some special powers, she's a clone.
7. Tell her a joke. Any joke. If she doesn't laugh, no matter how corny it is, she's a clone.
8. Ask her if she's from DLSU. If she smiles and says, "Yes." she's a clone. The real Ida would roll her eyes, sigh and say, "Yeah," nonchalantly.
9. Give her fries. If she puts ketchup on it, she's a clone.
10. Give her fried chicken. If she puts gravy on it, she's a clone.
11. Talk to her about Asian movies, actors and actresses. If she looks like she has no idea what you're talking about, she's a clone.
12. Mention Piolo Pascual. If she doesn't tell a story about the time that her sister and her friend saw him at a gym, she's a clone.
13. Show her your notebook/planner/organizer. If she doesn't leave a note/dedication in it, she's a clone.
14. Give her your wallet. If she doesn't look at all the IDs, membership cards, receipts, pictures and everything else you can find in your wallet, she's a clone.
15. Lend her a good book, CD, DVD or comic. If you get it back, she's a clone. (Hehehe. JK!)
16. Talk to her about anime. If she doesn't seem interested, she's a clone.
17. Ask her about her job. If she says she's a diplomat who can speak 3 languages, she might not be a clone, but merely the Future Ida, traveling through time. 
Tagging... Yeah, yeah, it's not a real tag. Fine. Thanks na lang kay Mardk and sorry for stealing your idea. Wala akong maisip na pang-update 'eh. Oki lang naman, diba? 
It's Elinia's birthday today. Happy Birthday Elinia!
